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tip monkey

1/ Someone who rumages around a refuse site selecting uneaten food, silver things, and old tyres for re-use around their caravan.

2/ A council worker ensuring the smooth running of the local refuse site.
1/ Look that tip-monkey has just run off with the tin-foil tray from last nights chinese.

2/ What do you mean I need a permit to dump asbestos here? You're just a jumped up tip monkey.
by Kuthula June 8, 2004
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what the monkey

An expression of shock pioneered in West Sussex churches as a way to avoid swearing when surprised. Has now spread and is a general phrase used when shocked. Can be shortened for instant messaging to WTM.
by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004
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till monkey

A retail/service employee that mans the tills!

a till monkey is customer fodder, you place them at the front of the counter awaiting the slaughter!! they know nothing and have trouble spelling their own names!
they are expendable! :P
"till monkey Joe of MacDonalds"

he gets your order wrong, after spitting in it anyway! and short changes you for the pleasure!
by kenny Chin March 4, 2004
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Monkey Squad

A bunch of rejects that haven't made it pass grade 3 that go around "menacing" and doxing and swatting people.
'did you hear about monkey squad raiding that kids house?'
by hgs fr drgs March 3, 2022
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monkey shit

When a person has a painful and often long shitting experience where they hold on to the front of the toilet bowl and prop their feet against the stall door or walls.
"Oooh that Taco Bell is really going through me, I'll be back gotta go take a monkey shit."
by Sotam April 20, 2009
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monkey tits

The effect created by a female wearing a bra that is too tight for her, thus generating the effect of four bosums.
by Jaffa_cake May 1, 2007
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spong monkey

1. A crazy-looking rat-like thing that sings.
2. The Quizno's Subs mascot.
3. An individual who likes the moon.
1. I recentally when to the Spong Monkey's concert. It was incredable!
2. The Song Monkeys like tha subs, cuase they a dolla off!
3. MY friend, who is a real Spong Monkey, likes to stare at the moon for hours on end.
by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004
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