January 5th

national sexy bitch day, only sexy horny motherfuckers are born on this day and they deserve lots of sex

:it’s january 5th
:your birthday?
:yes now fuck me

by lilmicrowavablepizza December 4, 2021

Jizzy January

Often used to describe the event in January where you jizz (cum) everyday in January. Many people pass this event each year and it is widely celebrated.

“Holy shit, Jizzy January was so easy this year”

by grassifyedlawn February 18, 2024

18th January

Insult Harry Day, A day where you are allowed to insult anyone named harry with no hard feelings

‘Wow its 18th January!’
‘yeah harry looks ugly today’

by Deftoneslover69 January 18, 2023

January 26th

National show a guy your tits day!

Hey it’s January 26th….

by tftctcctctc January 26, 2025

January 30

January 30 national ask out ur crush day!!

Jim its January 30 there's doria ask her out

by Kid383 January 30, 2022

January 19

National bully Tye day

Fred:yo tye you stink

Tye:what is it January 19

by User5678cunt January 19, 2025

January 29

The day all the Lads changed their names together

The day of january 29 the Lads had a #bondingmoment ✨🤪💅

Lad 1: im changing my name
Lad 2: im gonna change my name too
Lad 3: im changing my name legally

by KitHasEscaped January 31, 2022