French reacharound

When a French woman reaches around a French man from behind to touch their schlong, but it ends up feeling like a baguette

"Yo, your cock really felt like that sourdough shit when we did that French Reacharound shit last night"

by BigSacalicious May 7, 2024

french

The worst insult to ever call somebody. Do not use this word anywhere, under any circumstances.

Guy 1: You stupid French!
Guy 2: Don't say that, very offensive word you know

by Yubehal69 December 27, 2022

French Brown

A blumpkin on a bidet.

Sandra totally gave Pierre a French Brown in the bathroom of the Blue Bottle on Beverly in WEHO.

by SandraWee September 9, 2022

French credit card

A credit card (see definition) but done on the front, or crotch area

My cousin walked by and gave me a French credit card

by Rebeccable December 22, 2019

Mozel tov with a french fry

When you slap your girlfriends butt in the drive thru of a fast food place. Making her bend over and expose her butthole. You then insert the French fry inside her butt and feed it to her.

How was your date last night?

It was great I gave her a mozel tov with a French fry.

by DrButtstuff69 January 5, 2024

French shart fungus

A term used to describe a the after math your anus after eating too much French food and sharting it all out the following night,a fungus that sits on your anal cavity reminding you of your horrible misdeeds.

Person 1:What’s wrong,man?
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus

by Fivenightsatfnaf69 September 24, 2025

French Dip

When you are pooping and desperately need a wet wipe but you dont have any and there's no sink nearby so you have to dip your toilet paper in the toilet water creating a makeshift wet wipe.

yeah I had to pull of a french dip in that taco bell bathroom.

by Wobbegong September 16, 2023