Set your phone to vibrate and put it inside your girlfriend, then precede to call her on your phone while she is humming on your balls.
by mitch robinson away September 23, 2012
Get the Humming Birdmug. A sexual act which is preformed by the woman. After the man cums into the her mouth, the man will get on his knees as the girl stands up and proceed to gag the sperm like a mama bird into the man's (the baby bird's) mouth
Boy: Aw dude i let my girlfriend mama bird me last night and... i actually kind of enjoyed it...
friend: Dude that's fucking disgusting man, ain't my cum goin in anybody's mouth but my girl's.
friend: Dude that's fucking disgusting man, ain't my cum goin in anybody's mouth but my girl's.
by flaimora June 11, 2016
Get the Mama Birdmug. Women/Men who have broken bird syndrome tend to gravitate towards people they want/feel the need to mother,nurse,and/or nurture back into wholeness.They tend to give their all but not receive a lot in return ultimately leading them to grow resentful in their seemingly one-sided relationship.
P#1-"I don't understand why she's staying with him when he's so damaged."
P#2-"I don't know seems to me like she has BROKEN BIRD SYNDROME."
P#2-"I don't know seems to me like she has BROKEN BIRD SYNDROME."
by <3Juno January 17, 2020
Get the Broken Bird Syndromemug. 
by smoke two joints September 29, 2008
Get the Three Little Birdsmug. A hypothetical device that could be installed over the front of jet engines to prevent the problems associated with birdstrikes. Although such a contraption is completely unfeasible for many reasons, the question as to why it isn't the status quo in aircraft design was asked on Yahoo! Answers no less than 849 times (approximate) during the first week after the Hudson River ditching of an A320. Pending 4chan inclusion, this concept has hereby been nominated as a meme.
Asker #125: Why don't they install anti-bird grilles on the front of jet engines?
Asker #338: Putting mesh on the front of jet engines would've prevented the Hudson River ditching. Why don't they do that?
Asker #416: Aircraft engineers are stupid for not putting some kind of screen on the front of engines to prevent birdstrikes.
Asker #590: Why don't they put grilles on the front of airliner engines to keep out birds?
Asker #642: Somebody set up us the screen on front of engine jet?
Asker #711: Why don't airliners have anti-bird grilles on the front of the engines?
Asker #834: All your mesh are belong to us?
Answerer #1: begins shrieking uncontrollably
Answerer #2: foaming at the mouth
Answerer #3: Relax guys. These inventors are simply too brilliant to search answers for anti-bird grilles.
Asker #338: Putting mesh on the front of jet engines would've prevented the Hudson River ditching. Why don't they do that?
Asker #416: Aircraft engineers are stupid for not putting some kind of screen on the front of engines to prevent birdstrikes.
Asker #590: Why don't they put grilles on the front of airliner engines to keep out birds?
Asker #642: Somebody set up us the screen on front of engine jet?
Asker #711: Why don't airliners have anti-bird grilles on the front of the engines?
Asker #834: All your mesh are belong to us?
Answerer #1: begins shrieking uncontrollably
Answerer #2: foaming at the mouth
Answerer #3: Relax guys. These inventors are simply too brilliant to search answers for anti-bird grilles.
by Gun Arvidssen January 19, 2009
Get the anti-bird grillemug. by j-rob mad fresh April 5, 2010
Get the chillin like a birdmug.