Baked Hoe

A person (often a girl) who sucks dick and smokes weed at the same time.

Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: Daaamn! We were baked like a cake and she started sucking my dick.
Person 1: While you guys were smoking?
Person 2: Yeeeaaah!!!
Person 1: That's a baked hoe you got there! Lucky!!!

by MayaLN January 18, 2018

bakers law

bakers law is the rule that if your plan is tupid enough, it will always work out anyways.

"this plan was so stupid i didn't think it was gonna work out, but bakers law made it happen."

by coolfashiontips January 27, 2018

bakers knowledge

when you don't need a cookbook to make cakes.
you also know the how much grams are in something by look and weight

my granny lost her cookbook and decided to use her bakers knowledge

by Urboishendy May 4, 2018

baketto

A Japanese word for "Bucket"

Asuka really wanted a Baketto with her spade so she could go to the seaside

by Baketto May 24, 2018

Baked potato

The act of showing a stick of butter up your partners asshole only to eat it out immediately afterwards you also have the option of adding bacon bits, cheese, or even some relish, make sure however that the butter was good enough to lubricate for the ensuring butt fucking.

I'm gonna need to borrow your bacon bits, I'm gonna Baked potato my girl tonight!

by McBeefRod June 3, 2018

Bakewell Pudding

A Bakewell Pudding is a traditional desert which originated in the town of Bakewell, Derbyshire.

It consists of a flaky pastry base, jam and an egg and almond filling.

I took a trip to Derbyshire to get a Bakewell Pudding and it tasted delicious.

by Porygon July 25, 2018

Baked apple

An old pothead that has smoked for so many years their head looks like a baked apple.

Guy: Dude, sick, look at that guy’s head!
Gal: Stop it, that’s not funny, its a baked apple.
Guy: Sorry, that’s crazy though

by Is that a chicken!? July 31, 2018