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Son of a Bing

When you can't say fuck or son of a bitch...basically at church or at your kids school.
"Excuse me, sir, you left your bible in the first pew"
"Son of a Bing!!"

"You forgot about the PTA meeting last night"
"Oh...Son of a Bing!"
by ktone May 25, 2018
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whose ox is being gored

another way of asking " who is, or will be, the biggest loser when it comes to unpopular political decisions/strategies/speeches" especially in the US presidential campaign
girl : have you heard of Geraldo Rivera's new phrase whose ox is being gored?

boy: absolutely

girl: what do you think about it?

boy: well, we'll have to wait till election night, but right now, when it comes to whose ox is being gored, right now I think it's neither Donald Trump nor Hilary Clinton, but actually the American public, the independent media as well as the US economy.
by Sexydimma August 18, 2018
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Hammer Bitch the Bing Wang

The act of forceful and intentionally hammering something, or completeing and action with overwhelming success
Man, I know it’s hard to learn how to play the guitar, but you just need to hammer bitch the bing wang
by hastydemise January 26, 2019
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can u stop being annoying

A teacher is around and your pissed but if you curse youll get in hella trouble
AKA means can u stop being the biggest bitch on the planet thank you
Girl:Do u want it,i said you u want it
You"can u stop being annoying
by ilomoilo April 7, 2019
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I thought we were being honest

Her: Get your shit and get the fuck out of here
You: I thought we were being honest...
by TheFleeceMan August 20, 2019
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The Rules of Being Tall

1.) Everyone shorter than you is a short person
2.) If a short person is struggling to reach an elevated item you are not allowed to offer help
3.) If a short person requests your assistance in obtaining said elevated item you are legally required to oblige
4.) The weather up here is nice
5.) You are afraid of ceiling fans
6.) Ignoring rule five is punishable by death
7.) You are allowed to say "can you put your seat up" at any time
Jesse Hows the weather up there Payson?
Payson Chill 69 degrees.
Jesse The Rules of Being Tall do say the weather is nice
by TheExtraName February 10, 2021
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Not worthy of being on this story

basically when y’all just aren’t fun enough or seem fun enough to be on this story
she was so not worthy of being on this story
by @heyyloser April 29, 2021
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