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kofi asshole

A completely corrupt asshole who is the UN sec. general.Bush wants him to remain the sec. general of the UN while Bill O'Reilly wants to give the job of UN Sec.General to Bill fucking Clinton thus proving and confirming my personal belief that this is a one-party system and that both parties are really a bunch of liberal whackos.
The UN should be kicked out of the US.

Satanists are liberal bastards in favor of the NWO.Hitler too wanted a NWO because he was a fuckin hippie piece of shit too.
kofi asshole by you must learn December 13, 2004
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Tear a new asshole 

What one might do with a drill-shaped penis.
When I take the bus home afterwards, I won't be able to sit, because they're going to tear me a new asshole.
Tear a new asshole by Yoni June 1, 2004

Arabian Asshole

the last hit of the bowl thats all ash. its black and white, and tastes like ass, therefore named Arabian Asshole.
Dan ripped the last hit and it was arabian asshole. no bueno!
it was not the og kush he hoped for.

flaming asshole 

An All-American male with so much confidence he never gives your corpse a second thought as he flys on past. Nowadays used either in the physical or emotional sense.

Now more often associated with sports car driving habits - but originally it meant top gun type, fighter pilots. Originally it was a reference to how fighter jet afterburners looked like flaming (circular) assholes when they flew past targets and the type of personality that flew those planes. Moving too fast and having too much fun to care about the victims left behind.
Tom Cruise may never have been a real Top Gun pilot but he sure has most of the flaming asshole personality quirks that define such flyers.
flaming asshole by Well-Duh May 27, 2009

socked out asshole 

Medical term describing the resulting injury from anal sex when the male pulls out so fast that his shaft gets caught in the participating female's anus and proceeds to rip her colon out of her ass. The colon then proceeds to hang from the anus.
Fred: "Janie's parents walked in on us last night when I was pounding her from behind"
Sam: "What happened?"
Fred: "I pulled out so fast that I gave her a socked out asshole"
Sam: "That must have been embarrassing"
Fred: "Nah, it happens all the time"
socked out asshole by THESOCKMASTER October 25, 2006

jack daniels lesbian tenesse asshole fun

when a girl poors jack daniels in another girls asshole and then drink its out.
my friend and her girlfriend did this in from of me. then i tried it to. it tasted like shitty jack daniels. then i fucked em both. good times. this is the jack daniels lesbian tenesse asshole fun.

pussy asshole 

A pussy asshole is a walking contradiction that tries to act tough, but is in fact a little bitch that cries on the low low. He puts on a fuckboy facade however, he gets no punani.
Friend: Hey you going to Umar's party tonight?
You: Nahh chill fam, I heard that nigga is a Pussy Asshole.
Friend: word, that fuckboy wannabe gets no pussy.