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Asshole

Assholes are people that are just straight up bitches for no reason at all.
fred: Oh look it's an asshole

Anthony: how can u tell
fred: he just pushed a child
by Lucas.013 August 17, 2024
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Asshole

Did you see assholes concert last night it made me pass out
by Usedcondom69 March 20, 2017
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Asshole

Anyone who doesn’t do exactly what you think they ought to do, exactly when you think they ought to do it
You such an asshole, God, u always want to control something...
by iloveinfo September 5, 2021
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scrambled asshole

Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.
Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.

He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
by bear shaver July 13, 2021
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wankin asshole

a shitstained cocksucka who loves dat cock in their anal hole
hey josh, you a wankin asshole
dat nigga a wankin asshole
sup bitch, yall know you a wankin asshole
then gelvin was all like, you a wankin asshole!!
by bROD November 29, 2013
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Asshole Brita

A human anus with hair so full and coarse that it filters the fecal mater.
That Tacobell was brutal, it was a little hard to push through the old asshole brita
by sushikid0 December 17, 2021
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asshole

John is an asshole because he abuses people
by Sniff tickle August 16, 2019
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