tomato dick

When a boy has a small dick

Omg look at his tomato dick

by Tomato dick February 17, 2017

champagne dick

When you be popping that cock and the jizz goes further and higher than expected.

This can be a solo or a joint effort.

“Damn! That’s champagne dick got me in the eye! “
Or

How do you get jizz on the ceiling? “Champagne Dick my nigga”

by ChampagneDick September 1, 2018

dick spooning

When two guys (knobheads) try to dock, and fail, so they lay their dicks next to each other like they’re spooning.

Dave: Hey James what are you up to?
James: Nothing much, wanna dock?
Dave: Nah bro, I just wanna dick spoon tonight

Dave and James enjoyed dick spooning a lot

by Richard_69 October 26, 2017

Dick

A thing that tells a man what to do

The Dick "I'm standing now"
The man that say a cute girl "down she's with her husband"

The Dick "would you like to go out with me"

by Wenny_Da_Pu December 2, 2019

dick in your lick

A blowjob or any situation in which you might be hit on.

Going out to dinner with my boss tonight.

You sure that's a good idea?
It's just a business thing.

Wearing that dress? That's dick in your lick, girl, and you know it.

by Shuaman October 7, 2018

Dick Buddy

Someone of the male gender you frequently hook up with, but it's nothing serious

Hey, did you see Bob yesterday?

Yeah I did. He's my dick buddy.
Oh wow, thanks Bob very nice!

by michaelscottlovesme August 21, 2019

Dick dashing

Delivering h sick around town ro women who requested you

These women keep calling me to come thru, guess I'll be dick dashing this week

by The Ru October 14, 2022