Dick Dag

Shit left on the helmet of your penis after committing lewd act

After a rousing weekend with the boys Pete returned home with sore knees, stretched earlobes and a dick dag

by Karlabrit June 1, 2018

para-dick-trous

Having to perform hand jobs with both hands.

1. Hey Bob, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?

Oh that, yah I'm para-dick-trous.

by Sparksitup July 8, 2012

dick only diet

diet which only consists of DICK

yeah i was with my boyfriend last night he really helps me stay on track with my dick only diet

by oooogaboooga May 15, 2019

Dog’s dick end of nowhere

Noun phrase
A very remote place, far away from amenities and other services.

"Sorry I'm late! My car broke down in the dog’s dick end of nowhere."

by Langlophile December 28, 2021

vacation dick

The opposite of boyfriend dick. This is a penis that is much too large to have sex with everyday, so you only have it on occasion.

Girl: Damn Jill. Are you limping?
Jill: Yeah. I'm so sore, I just got some vacation dick.

by space_ghost(1) May 29, 2016

Sicked on my dick

When a girl/boy is performing oral sex and she/he then vomits on your cock.

Damn, Shelly sicked on my dick last night and got it all over my carpet which was a family heirloom.

by Slamcaked February 26, 2019

National suck a dick if youre name is Pălimaru day

This day, is a day in which if u sau "Păli esti gay" he nas to suck youre dick
If you are a girl goodluck
This day balls on october 16

Rares: Pali azi e National suck a dick if youre name is Pălimaru day. Asa ca Pali e gay
Palimaru: Off acm trebe sa iti sug pula. *ii suge pula lui Rares*

by Bianca Spanu 💕 October 15, 2019