dick bitch

a phrase used to describe someone who is incessantly and annoyingly squawking about and hero-worshipping a specific person, and personally attacking those who express dislike of said person. especially someone with higher social standing than the aforementioned dick bitch. the phrase is quite self explanatory. one who is a bitch for anothers dick. but always derogatorily.

your brother is such a dick bitch for andrew tate; constantly saying how smart he is- like obviously not. The fucker looks like he was the reason that there were always bites out of those foam footballs in 5th grade, and somehow a marine life form at the same time! Foam-eating goldfish lookin ass-

by Professer Funnæy January 8, 2024

Vacation dick

A penis of larger size that one receives every once in a while.

I hooked up with a guy last night who had Vacation dick. It was perfect.

by Hans zjab May 28, 2016

Pickle dick

A man with a pickle for a penis and olives as balls. In which a girl can munch on and they are regenerative.

Damn I want to munch on his crisp pickle dick.

by LIVELIFE&EATPHALANGES January 28, 2024

Dick on the glass level

When you’re so comfortable with someone that anything is fair game to talk about or act

Well I told you about my ass cheeks because we’re on that dick on the glass level

by Elizabeth1008 June 10, 2023

Dick.

A cucumber shaped mass made of cells that are attached to the human male. Size can very from 0.00000000000000001 inch to 3 feet.

Can I suck your dick?

Dick.

by Pooperdooper111233 August 25, 2019

Stick your dick in a tagine

Regional variation on "Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut." Used to tell someone to fuck off or scram.

Quit bothering me! Go stick your dick in a tagine, why don't you?

by Alphonse the Great September 6, 2022

dick thirty

the act of putting your dick around your wrist as if it was a watch.

dude: "hey what time is it?"

guy: (pulls a dick thirty) "its dick thirty!!"

by dudes you can trust August 22, 2008