Simp

You

Jeff: bro I just gave a ton of stuff to my girl

Jeffery: Jeff bro your such a simp

by OliveGarden4Life March 29, 2022

Simp

Acronym

Suckers
Idolizing
Mediocre
Pussy

“Ayo Dale, I saw your donation on onlyfans. You’re such a simp”.

by bobsburgers444 October 12, 2021

simp

simp stands for

super
intens
minecraft
player
if you are a sifp "super intens fortnite player" is het niet sifp dan is het sweat

persoon 1: you i am very good at mincraft
persoon 2: so you simp and i am a sifp
persoon 1: no you are a sweat

by bollenvis April 3, 2024

Simp

Typically an serb.... I mean Albanian dude, who spends time with his gf. Often seen with a Cider in hand.

"Mark, look at that guy with the crazy hair"

"must be a simp"

by Yessir696969 May 14, 2020

SIMP

Jacob Crocker is this, he walks around like he owns the place but he’s scared to date a girl that’s actually nice to him, he just wants that puss he acts like a little bitch that’s a fagmost people hate him

Girl: “yo see that guy over there with that ugly bitch, he’s lookin at me like a faggot”
Me: “Nah that’s Jacob Crocker he’s just a SIMP don’t worry about him

by Raineymarcum January 26, 2020

simp

ryan phan. the one that does track and dances in his room with the lights off. only applies to him.

“after she broke up with him, he became a simp.”

by kailaboop March 17, 2020

SIMP

SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

S.I.M.P is for the most IMMACULATE and ICONIC song from Phineas and Ferb. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS. like hun if u don’t know that song, what tf is wrong with u. Get a life. or at least a childhood. If u didn’t realized, Candice has squirrels in her pants.

Phineas- “do u hear someone yelling?”
Ferb- “-_-”
Perry the platypus- “grrrrrr”
Candice- “AHH SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!”
(the background singers) “SIMP SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS”

ya❤️

by forget the glizzy, gobble me September 26, 2020