nut cannon

The male reproductive organ (ie: the penis)

Larry went over to Joes house to return a barrow video game when Larry saw Joes fathers nut cannon.

by Locher.0 November 14, 2012

Nut-flash

(transitive verb) To obscenely expose one's testicle or scrotum to another, either by pulling up one's shorts or by other means. A nut-flash is typically meant to frustrate or surprise the victim.

(noun) The action of nut-flashing.

Spencer: (To Lauren, aggravated) Laurrennn! Cooper nut-flashed me!

Cooper: No I didn't! I was only itching myself!

by Mezzo7 September 2, 2012

Nut Song

A song played by someone to celebrate getting a nut. It is traditionally played early in the morning in a fraternity house as the girl is leaving in order to A.) wake up your neighbors to let them know you got a nut, and B.) alert your boys so they have a chance to check her out as she leaves. It is also typically a really funny/goofy song, eg. the YMCA song, or Jump (For My Love).

"Yo, it's 8:30 in the morning. Who the fuck is playing "It's Raining Men"?"

"Oh, that's Dave's nut song. Let's go check her out."

"Fuck Dave. I don't care if he got a nut. I'm going back to bed."

by Degg City August 31, 2013

Kooki-nuts

(noun) The English word for seco, a liquor that is popular in Central America. It is versatile, and distilled from sugarcane. Derived from the Greek word "kabphea", meaning "dry sticks".

I was worried that there would not be anything to drink here, but then I saw the bottles of Kooki-nuts on the counter. Did somebody just get back from Panama?

by Biff Cocoabutter November 25, 2011

Pelican Nut

An unexpected and unidentifiable item found in your food.

"Ooh, there's something in my chocolate brownie. I'm not sure what it is though.
It must be a pelican nut."

by Pineapplepolarbear January 6, 2012

Lumber Nuts

hitting yourself in the nuts with your own hard on.

Tom, " Bro i just got a case of Lumber nuts."
Brian, " that sucks man."

by Bandana Raburn September 13, 2011

Some Nuts

When something sucks so bad all you can say is that it’s “some nuts.”

“This is Some Nuts”
“Damn work was Some Nuts”
Person A: “Hey, how was the movie?”
Person B: “Dude, it was Some Nuts. I literally walked out halfway through.”

by SomeNutsGuy123 October 20, 2023