Pirate’s Moon

A term used to describe a period of time in the night sky. This occurs when it is a cloudy night with the clouds spread out but thick enough to cover the moonlight. With the quick moving clouds, moonlight changes rapidly between lighting up the area and leaving it in darkness. The term pirates moon comes from the fact when the moon can be an advantage or a disadvantage depending on the angle. On the ocean the moonlight could help one conquer an enemy or could blind one into crashing into the shores.
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Moon Theorem

It states that the angle the moon makes with two stars is at 90° and the stars are at angles 30° and 60° respectively, therefore making it a triangle.
I watched the moon theorem with my love
by That Gee December 20, 2022
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Toxic Moon

To show ones ass and throw grapes into the butthole.
Also to be used in conjunction when sticking ones schlong into the butthole and having someone fart.
I was banging away on her, when she gave me the TOXIC MOON.
by Perlman April 15, 2011
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Man lands on moon

To express that something has been done a long time ago or is very obvious.
- I scored low on my SAT. I guess I should have studied to get a good score.

- No sh*t. Man lands on moon.
by ItsHanSolo March 15, 2022
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crescent moon face

Adj. Describing an emo with a flip of hair, usually colored an inky black, obscuring his or hers' face (usually one eye).
Phil: Hey Jimbob, why are there all those crescent moon faces hanging around that store?
Jimbob: There must be some sale on razers, eyeliner...or something.
by Itsarealdisease November 30, 2010
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Low Moon

A way to refer to midnightthe opposite of high noon.
Rebecca: “Meet me at Low Moon under the bridge and we will talk.”
by Lil Rikky January 28, 2020
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Preston Moon's dick

Thank God I left my boyfriend. Now I can enjoy Preston Moon's dick.
by Ugyfubuh March 04, 2024
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