by George Gowan March 23, 2005
Get the shit pushed in mug.Hey Tony lets have a Shit Latte. Ill add the sugar and you add the milk. Do you want a flat white or a long black?
by Gizzle Tizzle July 28, 2007
Get the Shit Latte mug.area of darker skin surround a womans anal sphincter muscle.
originated from the thought that it is there because said female has not wiped her arse sufficiently over a long period of time, and the turd has rubbed into the skin. This thought was obviously incorrect. Term first used 1990, Blackpool
Apparently, can be eliminated by procedure called anal bleaching
originated from the thought that it is there because said female has not wiped her arse sufficiently over a long period of time, and the turd has rubbed into the skin. This thought was obviously incorrect. Term first used 1990, Blackpool
Apparently, can be eliminated by procedure called anal bleaching
by DanJJJJJJJJ March 28, 2008
Get the shit tattoo mug.A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE taking a shit, so that your shit won't splash toilet water onto your ass or crotch.
by Kelly Shitrafter March 2, 2009
Get the shit raft mug.This spin on the old classic is only done when the poor bastards have left their home. You first take a large brown paper grocery bag and cut out one big rectangle from one of the sides. You then take some moist shit and spread it over the whole tray you have formed. Next you slide the tray underneath the person's front door. The large surface area of steaming dung will not only make the entire house smell like shit, but they will then step on it as they walk in and leave shitty footprints and have to clean their shitty shoes.
by ha8o8le December 16, 2008
Get the Shit Tray mug.The shame you feel when you take a huge dump while you're alone in a public restroom, then one or more people walk into the restroom just as you're about to leave and the smell is at its worst. You're forced to hide in the stall until everyone leaves because you don't want anyone to know it was you who just made the entire restroom smell like pure evil.
Johnny: "I have to go take a dump. I'll be back."
Billy: "Okay. I'll wait."
25 minutes later...
Billy: "Dude, what took you so long??"
Johnny: "Sorry. 3 other guys came in while I was in there. The smell was so bad that I had shit shame. I couldn't show my face until everyone left."
Billy: "Oh yes. Been there. Shit shame is the worst."
Billy: "Okay. I'll wait."
25 minutes later...
Billy: "Dude, what took you so long??"
Johnny: "Sorry. 3 other guys came in while I was in there. The smell was so bad that I had shit shame. I couldn't show my face until everyone left."
Billy: "Oh yes. Been there. Shit shame is the worst."
by ILoveDucksTheMost October 29, 2009
Get the Shit Shame mug.The rare timing of when poison leaves your body from both orfaces. Extra points for doing it at the same time.
Shit Vomit; Shit after vomiting or vomiting after shitting. It doesnt count if at anytime you leave the bathroom.
by Jebony March 6, 2010
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