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pastrami sandwich 

the act of foregoing bathing while inserting assorted deli meats into as many orifices as possible
She was Greek and kind of hairy so I gave her a dirty pastrami sandwich up the ass.
pastrami sandwich by frank January 14, 2004

human sandwich

when 3 or more people dance together tonchin and grindin on each other or actin like their havin 3 way sex on a dance floor.

"lets go in the kichten and make a human sandwich".
human sandwich by chealse July 23, 2007

tuna sandwich 

The tuna sandwich, not confused with its popular edible counterpart, is a term used with in gang societies, most notably used within Italian-American lore. When one asks if you would like a tuna sandwich it can mean two things, to congratulate a fellow man of a heralded feat, or more commonly a death wish towards whoever it is said. Only applicable if said in an Italian-American accent, if said plainly, it is just a request of literally eating a tuna sandwich.

Other versions of a tuna sandwich involve tuna melts, patty melts, or any combination of the two, such as a tuna patty melt. But one should be aware that at any time, if you're offered a "tuna patty melt" it is automatically a negative, life-threatening phrase.
"Hey Tony good job on bein made, you want a fuckin' Tuna Sandwich?"

"Hey you fuck! Johnny sends this tuna sandwich with his regards."

"Hey I like you kid, maybe come over and fuck my sister, and have a tuna sandwich."

"You want a tuna sandwich? You want a fuckin Tuna melt? You want a fuckin tuna patty melt?"
tuna sandwich by Richard Clitt January 4, 2012

ham sandwich

Whens a someone puts an ass right on you face
thanks you fugger I no likes ham sandwich
ham sandwich by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003

Cock Meat Sandwich 

What you feed to your employees in order to force them to conform to your dictator style ignorance when covering for your inept leadership skills
"John, would you mind creating a spreadsheet of this information cock meat sandwich. I am incapable of writing it down myself."

ham sandwich

The cause of death or potential murder instrument for someone who is weight challenged. As opposed to pretzel, which is the choice of presidential assassins.
Austin Powers: Mama Cass... Dead... Ham Sandwich.
ham sandwich by John Costanzo September 21, 2005