Ape Nuts

Combined form of going nuts (as in crazy) to the extent you do silly things, like an ape, monkey or other primate.

After being shot down for the thirtieth time in one week, John began to go ape nuts and shouted out things he didn't like in other people as a retort.

by jclovis3 March 28, 2017

oreo nut

Someone who is your one only, who is smexy and blissful

“She is my honey bunches of Oreo nut”

by The Loli Master June 26, 2019

Nut Goggled

Placing one's scrotum on another person's nose from above, so that each ball goes to one side, thus creating the look of goggles.

I totally nut goggled this chick last night.

by Laydown September 10, 2016

Brain Nut

Where your brain expels it's cells IQ Count so your particularly Retarded on a certain amount of time (seconds, minutes, etc)

He is struggling with his work, he has a Brain Nut for today
I had a Brain Nut for a few seconds.

by PlsLaughAtThisName March 12, 2020

bumping nuts

When two men partake in the act of bumping their nuts together in a homosexual fashion.

The two boys were bored while sitting on the golf cart so they began bumping nuts.

by Tymanguy July 7, 2014

cheeky nut

The act of quickly pulling one or both of your testicles out to surprise a mate. Leaving it out for only a second or two, it’s a quick flash, and that’s what makes it cheeky.

Matt: turn around
Me: *turns around*
Matt (with one testicle hanging out of his fly): cheeky nut

by josef (joey) s February 25, 2022

Desk Nut

The act of nutting at your desk during work or school. Similar to a desk pop but with busting a nut instead of discharging a weapon. (Is possible).

Rob: 'Jimmy.
Rob: 'When's the last time you had a desk pop? '
Jimmy: 'September 08.'
Rob: 'Be a man! Do it now! Buss one off'
*Nut is Busted At Desk*
Jimmy: 'He actually did it!'
Rob: 'Absolute Madman!'

Thus he has committed a desk nut

by BigNut2000 November 29, 2017