Maria De Silva 

Character from The Mediator Series by Meg Cabot:
19th Century bitch who was set to marry her cousin, Jesse De Silva, but had him murdered so that she wouldn't have to marry him. After Jesse was killed, went off and married a slaverunner named Diego. Pretty, superfical, and evil!

Me: OMG, How could Maria be so mean to Suze?!
Friend: Huh, who?
Me: Maria! Ya know...Maria De Silva? The one that had Jesse killed then married Diego and came back as a ghost to hold a knife to Suze's throat to have her stop the digging in the backyard so that they wouldn't find Jesse's body!
Friend: You need therapy.
Me: You need a Barnes & Nobles.

Maria De Silva by Adeliade Rockefeller November 26, 2006

tan marino 

a white man who is tan all the time and constantly walks around without his shirt on to show off how retardedly tan he is. "Tan Akroyd" and "Danny Tanner" are also acceptable forms of this term.

Long arms Steve looks like Tan Marino. All he does is lay on the beach all day, gets tan and tries to lure girls with his tanning oil to come and hang out with him. He's a real creep that guy.

tan marino by baits September 22, 2007

maritime mud gun  

After partaking in anal sex the Catcher (male or female) proceeds to expel an explosive fecal spray (also containing semen from the night's earlier activities) onto the abdomen of the deliverer of the thumping. being careful to watch for corn or any other material that could welt. comaprable to being struck with paint ball this sort of activity could be very dangerous

E.G. Man that slut gave me the maritime mud gun and ive been swollen for weeks

maritime mud gun by darren letson March 23, 2008

Mario Cox 

The best dancer ever, an amazing soccer player, very hansom and very very very good in bed. He likes to have sex and is very good and he isn't selfish at all and also always thinks about the women's needs....

- Hi, did you see the winner of "So you think you can dance"?
- Yeah, he was really Mario Coxing it!!!! And afterwards I even had sex with him and then he really Mario Coxed it!!!!! Never had better!!!!

Mario Cox by Cocker666 March 5, 2011

Marieliz 

Marieliz is A beautiful girl, that like boys with the letter w and smiles beautifully. she has a nice shaped body and a great attitude. but don’t get on her bad she will get pretty evil. she is even smart and flirty and everytime she smiles she shines up the whole room. you will want to be friend with a marieliz she can be the best girlfriend you ever have she is loyal and caring. She puts everybody else first before her self.

Guy 1: Who is that beautiful girl? Guy 2: oh that’s marieliz my girlfriend

Marieliz by Yoursavagegirlgigi February 17, 2019

ill marie 

A phrase from Newcastle-upon-Tyne in England, used mainly by homosexuals. Has a number of meanings. Ill Marie mainly describes:
1. being ill, as in hungover or on a comedown, where u need Marie's dear help
2. being in need of a good hard ass pounding
3. being pleased about fabulous bitchy gossip on someone you cant stand

1. "urgh, I was so monged last night. I'm ILL Marie!"
2. "he was Ill Marie for it!"
3. "she's pregnant to who? eee, I'm fucking ill for Marie!"

ill marie by stan-s May 26, 2008

Phoenix Marie 

The best pornstar in the world. I mean it. The best.

Stop looking this dumb website and go to pornhub and look Phoenix Marie up. Now!!!!

Phoenix Marie by Hawk10-4 January 27, 2018