only real vampires can pass this test (tiktok)

You really think that shit would work? Dumbass, it doesn't. Who even believes in vampires?

"only real vampires can pass this test (tiktok)"
"hah, that shit aint gonna work"

by Yourskoliosexualqueen December 2, 2021

Hey babe lemme use your phone real quick

Something your gf says to see if your cheeting

Hey babe lemme use your phone real quick

by Ghost of KT November 18, 2016

Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Extra Real Dating Sim XR

Strong Bad's computer's dating game where characters can only say DUH!, BUH!, and FUH!.

Experience Homestar and Marzipan on a date without the LURKING HORRORS of thier real dates!

by H*R Fan August 19, 2003

You were good son, real good... maybe even the best...

-TF2 soldier

You were good son, real good... maybe even the best...

R.I.P Rick May (1940-2020)

by YourAvgGuy September 13, 2023

I feel like I had a real G moment today

Quote by Serena Williams at the conclusion of her victory speech at the 2010 Australian Open. Obviously a reference to the Gatorade commercials, but can be (and will be) taken out of context.

(wins AO) Serena Williams: I feel like I had a real G moment today!

(smokes some weed) Serena Williams: I feel like I had a real G moment today!

by falloutjr January 30, 2010

You ever suck a real live dick before

A fantastic insult that will destroy the opposing party in an arguement

Hey buddy you ever suck a real live dick before?

by Yungfruitsnack6900 March 15, 2019

UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON

uber paranoid urbandictionary.com user. thinks he is funny too unfortunately

UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON: "Create a new e-mail address at yahoo or hotmail or whatnot and post all definitions from it and use a fake address for recommending deletions, unless your penis is small and you need offers to make it bigger."

by brendan May 15, 2004