French Fuck

The act of fucking while eating baguette, croissant or any french dishes. Wine can also be involved into the process.

"Why you eat a fuckin baguette Adrien!"
"Because i give you a nice French Fuck Olivia"

Example 1:
"Adrien you put wine everywhere! I'm wet!"
"Don't complain Olivia, it's just more wet than you'll never be"

Example 2:
"This croissant is really crispy Olivia"
"But it will never be as much crispy as i am Adrien"

by Adrian_ June 28, 2020

French shave

When a woman slaps her extremely long pubic hair in her arm pits and vaginal region with a baguette.

Daughter: mom don’t eat that baguette. I French shaved this morning. I owe ya

by Shady bunch January 13, 2020

Mac French toast

When you get home in the morning after you left your girl and there's a breakfast just waiting for two of them.

I had a Mac French toast today because I was selling so much f****** candy.

by Nohandle@weather September 5, 2021

French Melton

When you're in the middle bathroom stall, and two people walk in and go on either side of you in the other stalls.

I had to go to the bathroom real bad this morning, was all by myself until I got stuck in a French Melton!

by Snipedog22 October 30, 2019

French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.

The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.

by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020

French Negotiation

The act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.

Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?

Guy 2: Yep

Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!

by Neret March 22, 2011

French Alarm Clock

The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping

"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."

by Alejandro Cabello September 5, 2021