Diva Douche

A Diva Douche is a professional athlete with a ridiculous ego who thinks they are more than their team, and becomes a turncoat as they make decisions for themself at the expense of the team that made a name for them in the first place. Notable examples include Antonio Brown and Le’Veon Bell, formerly of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

I cannot wait to burn the jerseys of the diva douches that screwed us over last season.

by DrRorscharch March 14, 2019

Lacrosse douche

Typically a rich, white kid that plays lacrosse. Despite only having one post on Instagram (A picture of them on vacation in Seaside Florida) they still manage to have 1,500 followers. They have +100 nudes in their my eyes only, 1% which were sent originally and 99% which were sent from other lacrosse douches. A lacrosse douche is similar to a football jock except the douche is skinnier, more wealthy, and (although they come from a Presbyterian family) lacks Christian values. Steer clear from the lacrosse douche unless you are black, a thot, or a wealthy person who plays another bitch ass sport, examples being; male volleyball, tennis, any form of horseback, and sailing.

Person 1: I think I recognized the guy in that BMW.

Person 2: That’s Xavier, he’s a lacrosse douche.

Person 1: Yeah he stole my Juul.

by Inspector Sock March 16, 2019

Douche Cloud

The cloud of vape smoke that rolls out of someone’s car window when driving

There was this asshole in front of me letting the douche clouds roll from his 2003 Subaru.

by BigManBomb78 April 21, 2019

GoT douche

That annoying friend who won't stop talking about Game of Thrones, even though you haven't seen a single episode and couldn't give a shit about it.
Usually tries to make you feel like an idiot of not watching.

"You talk to Frank lately?"
"No, He's too much of a GoT douche."

by CaffeineDruid May 19, 2019

Douche diver

Someone who searches for a one sided opinion to make an argument for their incorrect, poorly worded or uneducated argument.

Those reporters for 23abc in Bakersfield are more like Douche diver's then journalists...in my opinion.

by Sokofromsocal September 25, 2019

Dick Douche

The act of inserting your penis in the vagina or anus of a sexual partner and urinating, resulting in the cleansing of the filled orifice.

Man, I stuck my cock in her ass and have her a dick douche. My balls were covered in brown liquid!

by eekwhim October 8, 2019

river douche

River douche: A person who may or may not live at home with his/her parents, may or may not pay any bills, doesn't have a significant other or children. Spends more money on fishing gear/tackle then he makes.

Fishes his $1200.00 Lamiglass Center pin set up and releases his fish when people are watching, otherwise he is flossing with his ugly stick at the tubes and blowing up small rivers and streams on FB. This "River Douche" also loves to do "how to" videos and tells everyone else in the world how they should fish and/or how they should release them. If you are not running the "River Douche's" favorite, Rod manufacture, Reel Manufacture or Bead Manufactures products, you are much lower than him and you will not catch fish. He and his "posse" do videos, with or without drones, on the rivers and blow great, once unknown, fishing spots up on FB so more "River Douche's" can fish there without putting in the leg work and destroying the fishery with 25 people fishing a 15ft hole.

Also might be a closet homosexual. Probably drives a red truck and is known to be a great dishwasher.

Hey John, did you see that River Douche blow up, said river on FB? He was so proud of that 7lb steelhead that he had to take a photo and not hide the background. He is quite the River Douche.

by Reel Truth October 9, 2019