Douche Valve

Wireless (Bluetooth) headset worn by loud obnoxious douchebags that think everyone around them wants to hear their conversation.

Bob's talking on his Douche Valve again!

by electrogeek March 7, 2012

douched-out

When someone acts like such a douchebag that it makes you emotionally and physically tired.

Example:

Person 1:"Hey do you want to hang out tonight?"

Person 2: "No, John was being such a douche today, and I'm too douched-out to go anywhere."

by clarissacutie October 9, 2011

douche tax

The inflated cost of an item due to it being sold in a particularly affluent or corporate location.

That sandwich I bought at lunch was way overpriced.

Yeah, it's the douche tax from working downtown.

by electric jon May 14, 2014

Transitional Douche

A man who easily flows from one woman to another without a second thought or conscience while lying their ass off

Greg and Trevor are such transitional douches they just do whatever it takes to move to next victim

by Gfndog May 8, 2015

Douche-Bag

The most pristine example of a Douchebag on planet earth is David Ashworth.

I was thinking of shopping for a car at West End Auto. No! don't do that, David Ashworth is a Douche-Bag.

by worksuckstoday69 June 14, 2017

Douche Bag

A Douche Bag is typically a person that takes selfies in the mirror with their shirts off, while biting their lip. Their bio usually includes something to do with marijuana, and "bitches". They also think they can get any girl, while talking shit on them. If you have any of the

Douche bag #1- Yo you see that bitch right their? Yeah i bet I could fuck her

Everyone else- Yeah haha..ha... you sure? You take selfies in the mirror with your shirt off smoking weed.

by JakobeThatIsWhite October 14, 2014

Hobo Douche

The act of gorging on apple cores, pizza crust, cat food and spam. Then drink two bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and or Thunderbird. As soon as all items have been consumed, start eating your girlfriends vagina until you vomit inside of her vagina.

Albert caught his girlfriend cheating and decided he would clean out her whore pussy with a Hobo Douche.

by Fudgie Mcgee December 4, 2011