dobbin the donkey 

To dob the donkey is , dare I say it ? to have sexual intrcourse with a donkey. As disgusting as this may sound, it is common practice in the hills surrounding the Costa Blanca in Spain.

Hey, Miquel ! Where is Noel ?

He'll be along in a minute. He's dobbin the donkey my friend.

dobbin the donkey by emanuel de muffin November 24, 2006

sea donkey 

for everyone who is not familar with a sea donk. ill put you straight. a sea donk is a girl of average attractiveness. so a girl you'll fuck if your drunk but she definately is not staying over. a swamp donk is that fat chick in the club trying to dance like shes hot shit. if god forbid you take this home, when your texas mickey wears off you will gnaw your own arm off just to get the fuck out of there. a unicorn is a nice beautiful girl, one you could take home to ma if your in to that sort of thing, you let her wear one of your jerseys in the morning when shes cooking you breakfast and you could possibly call her again.

Wow, what a fucking sea donkey!

sea donkey by Whiteyyyy July 9, 2007

honky donkey 

a prostitute or whore who is so desperate for sex that they would do it with a donkey or any other animal that isn't classed as a human being, be it for money or pleasure.

Man, you don't wanna go past third street, from there on it's just honky donkey's. You might get ring worm.

honky donkey by kristy. June 4, 2007

Swamp Donkey 

Woman ranging in the 4 to 7 realm on the 10 point hot scale, that on first glance appears fuckable. However on further inspection, this girl actually has greasy skin and unfortunately when you imagine her cooch, all you can think of is a hairy, wet, swampy pit. There happens to be a queen swamp donkey, referred to as the swamp donkess. These donkeys of the swamp tend to act like cats in heat, so watch your step.

Dude, annie is such a swamp donkey!
That girl will totally swamp your donk.

Swamp Donkey by Skip Broke Nicole January 16, 2010

cut a donkey 

to act in an irrational manner, often involving threats of violence

That bitch backed into my car! I'm bout ta cut a donkey!

cut a donkey by readme September 28, 2007

Pin the Tail on the Donkey 

When you're about to have sex with a girl on her period... you turn out the lights so it's dark, flip her around into the doggystyle position, bend her over, pull her tampon out, and attempt to stick it in her ass in the dark as if you were blind folded and trying to pin the tail on the donkey. Upon completion, sex is mandatory but the return of the tampon to the vagina and/or Donkey Punch is optional.

"Dude, my girl was on the rag last night so I had to play a little "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" to get a piece.

Pin the Tail on the Donkey by Daniel Patrickk December 17, 2006

Swamp Donkey 

A girl who is lacking grace, class, style and is generally just uuugly.

They tend to be overwieght and sporting the whole

hipster pants + crop top = gut overhang look.

She is a Humpty Assed Swamp Donkey

Swamp Donkey by Cheekie June 1, 2004