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piss stained fuck custard

spunk contaminated with stale piss
by bucket crutch 2 March 3, 2022
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((wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) a third dan black belt shit house and fuck custard who should be stir fried in hot synthetic Kentucky fried dog shit after being arse fucked by a bisexual octopus, while his balls are steamed cleaned in hot camels piss. a), a mark five cunt with power steering and overdrive.
by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022
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is sus a cuss word

Bro why would you look this up sus means suspicious have you never played among us? (Great game 10/10)
Man 1: hey bro is sus a cuss word

Man 2: bro what type of question is that

Man 2: oh nvm just asking

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by Watery pizza July 13, 2022
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Illinois Whoopee Cushion

While having oral sex with a female, spread the vagina and blow into it. Then tickle her to make her queef.
During oral sex, I gave my wife an Illinois Whoopee Cushion.
by Blow Hole Man November 1, 2022
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Craft Master Custom Pools

Delray Beach Pool Builders Craft Master Custom Pools is designing my pool.
by The Pool Guy November 23, 2022
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Magenta Whoopee Cushion

The equivalent to a purple nurple but performed on the ballsack of a man
Billy was being a dick so I gave him a magenta whoopee cushion
by The_Sibbatron April 3, 2023
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To speak with a customer service representative, press 9

Well, THANK you --- FINALLY! Dat is what I've been waiting to hear for da last three minutes!
Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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