Da "pre-fun" inspection between da legs of a lust-crazed stud dat a teenage girl's parent performs to see if said eager male lover is wearing a condom.
Unless you're gonna stay and actually monitor da vigorous bouncy-bouncy between your "little pumpkin" and her main squeeze, doing a "rubber check" beforehand would be about as "worthless" as a latex-sheet financial instrument, since da warm-and-moist-love-tunnel-craving guy could just "hop off da Trojan horse's saddle" --- i.e., slip his love-pipe out of its "raincoat" --- just as soon as yer back is turned.
by QuacksO August 9, 2023

by Shrek the Justin January 4, 2024

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 12, 2025

by Captain Dave March 28, 2023

it means to get yourself together or like check your self cause thats wrong
(created by maggie on oct. 28, 17)
(created by maggie on oct. 28, 17)
" You're outfit is too small you gotta get a check on that"
" I'm so hungry", "well then go get some food and get a check on that"
" I'm so hungry", "well then go get some food and get a check on that"
by swagdawgmag November 1, 2017

For all the men(or maybe possibly women too, but probably not though) out there trying to secure that bag... bag checks are necessary for a man’s success in life. Bag checks are often administered by the realest homies. During every bag check, these are some thoughts and questions that are brought to attention: “What does the bag mean to me” “Am I close to the bag?” “What does the bag want of me?” “I want the bag now more than ever” “Fuck it, mask off”
Andrew: Yo slatt(Matt), where the fuck is the squad? I’m trying to get lit with my fellas tonight.
Matt: Tommy Don and Stiffyiffy are with Sleez giving him a quick bag check after his break up with little miss thot whore.
Andrew: That’s what I like to hear, Slatt.. Girls got to him and distracted him from the bag. The boys are always looking out for the squad in the trenches. Sleez has been out at war for too long and we almost lost him completely, it’s time to bring the boy back for the culture.
Matt: You can say that again, Slime(Andrew). Brotherhood shows strongest through these tough times. I really hope the bag check brings back Sleez.
Andrew: The Bag Check never fails, have faith.
Matt: Tommy Don and Stiffyiffy are with Sleez giving him a quick bag check after his break up with little miss thot whore.
Andrew: That’s what I like to hear, Slatt.. Girls got to him and distracted him from the bag. The boys are always looking out for the squad in the trenches. Sleez has been out at war for too long and we almost lost him completely, it’s time to bring the boy back for the culture.
Matt: You can say that again, Slime(Andrew). Brotherhood shows strongest through these tough times. I really hope the bag check brings back Sleez.
Andrew: The Bag Check never fails, have faith.
by Cool killa February 5, 2019
