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baked goodz

When a friend is a total faggort and ditches everyone he knows to chase after some skanky pussy, he has "baked goodz"

This comes from the concept that after his balls have been severed from his body, they are baked in a pastry of some sort by the she-whore he has been pursuing. These "Baked Goodz" are then served to his former friends in an act spite.
"Hey, has anyone seen Steve?"

"Nope, Baked Goodz has been trolling the underbelly of the town looking for whores the last three weekends."
by Joe from Mint January 11, 2009
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Baked

To Kush Connoisseurs, there are two types of weed:
Sativa: which is rich in THC, and gives you that up there HIGH

Indica: which is rich is CBD, and gives you that couch-lock STONED

now, the defition of to be baked, which is to be HIGH on THC and STONNED on CBD
in other words, high+stonned=BaKeD ;D
dealer: so how was that grandaddy purps i chopped ya yesterday?
dude: shit bredjin i got so bakedddddddddddd off like 6 bowls last nite i cant remember i was so high and stoned
by Le Kronic March 26, 2013
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D-bager

A D-bager is commonly laughed at and thought of as lower than anyone from New Canaan. You will probaly find a Darien faget at one of New Canaan's parties pissing someone off in the beruit room.
"yo Cornish, whats with the animosity man"?-Griffin, a faget from Darien
"I'll Break your face in"-Cornish replying to Griffins gay ass remark.
by David Reed April 3, 2005
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Bake

by slangie April 29, 2009
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Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.
Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!
by Fuck Face October 16, 2003
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bake a cake

get a woodie

someone could 'bake your cake'
by James March 29, 2005
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Home Baked Goods

The Home Baked Goods are the sweetest, kickasstastic band eva'
Coolbeans1: Dude, the Home Baked Goods are so awesome. Their music rocks.
Coolbeans2: I know. And they're hot, too.
by SexMuffin October 30, 2004
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