Thick as a doorknob

Dumb person

He's as thick as a doorknob

by anonymous September 18, 2020

Skinny as a cigarette

Somebody who is malnourished, methed up or just flat out skinny.

The crackhead trying to break into my trailer was as skinny as a cigarette.

by VeronicaSpeaking November 4, 2020

Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substances in the body

“Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
“nah bro I’m sober as a moose”

by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020

flat as a line

The flattest line you’ll ever meet. Really socially awkward but also not at all it’s really weird. Super nice and will stuck with you for 10 years. What she doesn’t have in butt, she makes up for in personality

“Have you seen flat as a line today?”
“Yeah she’s so flat”
“But her face makes up for it”

by Hamitha December 6, 2020

Valued as a Friend

When someone is truly valued and appriciated by a friend
Or not a valued and wanted

"You are truly valued as a friend"

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.

Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021

Bored as a mf

when you're bored as a motherfucker
ion even know but I be bored as a mf so I be saying that

1: this is boring
2: yea I be bored as a mf

by da zemer March 8, 2021