Ham

One who entertains in a silly-goofy, childlike manner. Loves to entertain and act as comedic relief, can be theatrical.

Omg, Connor was being such a ham the other day when he made the entire coffee shop lol with his over the top comments and expressions.

by BigIz69 May 9, 2022

Ham chizzit

When you are at a car boot sale and there’s no price on anything add you’ve picked up the courage to ask whilst no one else is around and you’ve not quite got the confidence to make an offer outright

“Scuse me mate, Ham Chizzit?”

by Living Woman May 21, 2022

ham certains

young vaginal flaps before it turns into roastbeef certains

man she had tasty ham certains

by pauky dounut October 24, 2008

Lap Ham

noun. A preggers belly

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"

by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018

Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo

When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.

A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.

Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.

by Grindo July 21, 2023

goin ham

when some fucker has gone off their chops, or their is repetitively something gangshit happening.

wow, he's goin ham
her hairs gonin ham

by riverkatedick November 14, 2019

double ham salute

bending over, dropping pants and spreading cheeks

when I arrived home, after a night of drinking, my sister starting bitchin' and raising hell. I was in no mood for that, so on the way into my room I dropped trou and gave her the double ham salute

by bullet88 October 10, 2008