meat gazer

N. When a man is staring at another mans crotch in a homosexual way while the unsuspecting male is being victimized.

"Ah dude watch out for this meat gazer in the Cowboy's jersey."

by bobby dville October 24, 2007

meat oboe

Penis - usually black.

See skin flute

by Ed Luve March 15, 2004

meat sheet

also known as face sheets in college, in which new freshmen with their high school photos and hometowns are listed. "meat" sheet instead of "meet" sheet because upperclassmen use them to pick which cute freshmen to hit on at back-to-campus parties.

"That chick is hot--I saw her in the meat sheet and memorized her hobbies."

by desertfrog May 4, 2006

Meat Sweats

When you wake up and there's an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed.

Ugh I woke up with the meat sweats

by hyperdolan December 10, 2017

meat pie

When the vagina mound is visible through tight0fitting clothing

Deanna Troi has a has a meat pie, so we affectionately refer to her as 'meat pie'.

by mostlybored March 8, 2004

Rainbow Meat

A person who supports relationships that are pedophilic or incestuous in nature (usually in the fiction sense). Synonymous with 'pro-shipper' and coined by the Hannibal fandom.

"This person on twitter has a rainbow emoji followed by the meat emoji in their bio. What does that mean?"
"It means they identify as a rainbow meat. They think it's okay for adult characters to be in romantic and/or sexual relationships with child characters and/or their family members."

by videogaem May 15, 2022

meat sandwich

A vagina that looks well used, with labia and bits hanging out.

"some guys like a real meat sandwich pussy but not me, I'm more of an envelope sorta guy"

by neak October 19, 2008