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Vagina Fit

When a women is being a bitch almost like she 's PMSing.
Is Alden having another vagina fit?
by Plutoniumxzombie September 29, 2008
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vagina in the ass

Woman is inside the man's rectale area with her vagina flaps tied in a knot.
by wildcatbaby September 18, 2016
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Vagina wielder

“Are you homosexual?”
“Nah I’m married to a vagina wielder “
by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 March 23, 2021
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vagina-ing

The act by which a girl senselessly divulges all of her most inner thoughts and pent-up emotions to a boy in a desperate attempt to sanction inner well-being and initiate a kind of false attraction between herself and the boy. This act, by nature, is most often preceded by self detriment and only instigated by girls who lack sufficient self-esteem to derive enough sense and self-motivating thoughts from their effeminately enculturated brains to avoid pestering the boy in the first place.
"Dude! Last night Tiffany kept vagina-ing all over me! I couldn't get her to shut up!"

Oh man, that sucks. I would hate to see your phone bill this month.
by Antivan June 5, 2011
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vagina poisoning

When a male ditches his friends and family over a vagina because he has been poisoned by said vagina. Symptoms include sudden disappearances, ignored phone calls and texts, utter denial of vagina's ugliness and wrongdoings, and psycho babble about how great the new vagina is. Although this is not contagious, it can be harmful to all those who were close to the male suffering from vagina poisoning. Almost all cases of vagina poisoning have been spawned by a succubus.
Q: Why hasn't John returned my texts and why is he still seeing Laura after she cheated on him?

A: He has vagina poisoning.
by Ginger I. Tis August 16, 2010
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Vagina stretch

When you fuck dat v so hard that you can fit your whole leg inside of it
I have Brittney a nice vagina stretch
by PBI69420 March 18, 2020
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vagina jam

Vagina jam is to a woman as smegma is to a man
Ew Krstina! You have been free balling all day, your shorts are going to be filled with vagina jam!
by Krstina Poop December 23, 2013
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