get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane

A quote from Samuel L. Jackson in the movie Snakes on a Plane.

He says get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane in a very aggressive way so it is really funny.

by teepee997 November 10, 2010

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

snake tip

Snake tip is a disease in which the prostate has two protrusions that fork out like a snakes tongue

OH NO DUDE I HAVE SNAKE TIP!!!

by The_dirty_nibbler9000 February 28, 2024

Red snakes

When you have really bad diarrhea, to which burns while coming out and the "excrement" is brown/red colour.

James: "Fucking hell mate, I was on the bog last night and I had red snakes

Dave: "Sounds rough"

by kjdfshfkldsflkhsdkf August 8, 2020

snake

Somebody who goes behind your back.

Somebody who is a fake friend.

Sophie warned Daniel about others saying they were snakes. However Sophie was the real snake as she was chatting shit behind Daniel's back.

by TruthfulYouNow August 23, 2016

snake

A snitch AKA you know who im talking about because this website doesnt allow me to use names sooo... They try to get you in trouble and are really anoying

Trenton is such a fucking snake, he told Mrs. Catlett I was cheating on the test.

by Gumbis1337 May 23, 2016