Jordan snell

A Man with a 14 inch Wong Unable to keep a girl Happy
You are a proper Jordan snell
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Jordan's Law

A popular adage that states that, "no matter how much work you put into it, once you're almost at the finish line, it will all just go away".

"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."
Jim: "Do you remember that contract that you've been working all month on?"

Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."

Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."

Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"
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Jordan Frazier II

a big dick femboy who doesn’t use his genitalia advantage and gets fucked in his ass somewhat similar to the streamer formerly known as “Sketch” but now renamed “Stretch” and Ramello Rogers also takes penis’s and put’s the tips up to his nostrils and lets the guys cum shoot up his nose
Bro Jordan Frazier II just gave me an insane experience last night then we went munting
by peter griffin sama July 10, 2024
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Pfffft! Doesn't it get old!? How fucking tired is your schtick Jordan?
Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson "We don't what happens when Muslims are in Christian countries! We don't know what happens when Twitter! All we know is that you just HAVE to do my incest cult! You NEED to validate my worldview!"

Hym "This isn't a fight for women's equality. If it's 60/40 in any direction it's in the direction of women and you don't actually attribute value to the lives of men who aren't fucking. You are shit. You fail by your own metric. My only metric is being a genius and better than everyone and I am already both! Really, it's ridiculous what you're doing here."
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Jordan Rachel

Did you see Jordan Rachel yesterday?
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Jordan Stievano

Jordan Stievano has a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE COOOOOOOOOCK that can't fit anyone's pussy
Girl: Jordan Stievano has a Huge Cock
Girl 2: yeah I know I tried fucking him but it couldn't fit.
by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS November 09, 2022
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Jordan Murray

Fuck Jordan Murray is an absolute dickhead...
by Muthafukr February 13, 2019
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