statistics

A swear word referring to the disgusting experience of having diarrhea at a time when you were supposed to be having fun.

"I can't come to the party, mate, I've got statistics"

by MSc Ed Res January 25, 2016

statuary

1. Penis Penis Penis
2. A women's va-jj.

The size of that statuary is amazing!

by The Guy that likes statuaries. September 8, 2016

Statist's Sister

A woman who is indescribably attractive.

"Johnny got so lucky last night that he fucked Statist's sister."

by Midatsun June 7, 2016

Staturbater

Someone who is sexually aroused by a video Game

Bily is a true staturbater

by staturbater May 31, 2016

statspadding

doesnt fucking exist

statspadding isnt a fucking word, nub

by RicardoTheSmartAss February 10, 2017

Statue of Delivery

What children hear the very first time you introduce them to the Statue of Liberty, mainly because they've never heard the word "liberty" before but know good things come from a FedEx delivery.

Mom: "What did you learn at school today, Sweetheart?"
Kindergardner: "George Washington, the American flag and The Statue of Delivery."

by Princess Butterfly June 29, 2017

statsy

A term used before an insult to amplify the insult itself.

"Dude Cisco can't hang tomorrow, what a statsy little cunt."

by Crimsonfucker1782 August 13, 2017