Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by pishtank April 6, 2008

Spankdadilicious

A state of being fabulous.

When you wear those hot pants you look spankdadilicious!

by Alan L. Bounville August 6, 2003

spankalicious

When someone is so hot that you want to "spank your monkey". Derived from delicious being tasty, and spank which means to hit the butt with the hand.

John saw the bikini girl across the way and thought to him self"Thank god there is no bathroom around, because that girl is spankalicious!"

by J-chan October 2, 2007

shank

1. to steal something from an unsuspecting person
2. the word yelled in the act of shanking

1. "I totally shanked Aaron's chair when he got up to grab a coke"
2. "Shank! I just stole your burrito."

by Jimmy32690 September 5, 2007

Shank

To masturbate in the shower.

To Masturbate aka to Wank.

And Shower are pronounced together in one word

Creating Shower-Wank =Shank

I going to have a shank

by Johnny3Tears October 23, 2008

shank

when you screw something up real bad

dude, you fully shanked that shot at goal

yeah, shank of the year

by mikey maggot February 24, 2009

Shank

The act of having a shit and a wank simultaneously, often placing both elements in a sandwich afterwards.

Ali: 'I just had a shank'

Zara: 'You're a dirty bastard'

Ali: ' And I'm gona put it in a sandwich'

Zara: 'Just leave'

by James/Zara February 21, 2009