SIMP

When you act like ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo and you idolize whales especially ones with boyfriends who shit themselves and call you for money often.

Oh look Blades SIMPin again

by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020

Simp

A dude who spends his times with girls and girls only, hoping to please them or get something out of them. (Such as a relationship with them)

Guy 1: Dude that Josh Elzinga guy is super weird.
Guy 2: Yeah he’s a simp. What did you expect?

by Cheduhch33z March 5, 2020

Simp Nap

when youre depressed af so you go and take a nap so you wake up happy as fuck

"my grandma just died man, what should i do?"

" take a simp nap fam"

by mcmahonimal December 16, 2016

Primed Simp

A simp who would donate his literal balls and fingers for an e-girl

I heard Jake turned into a Primed simp.

by TeaSimp May 18, 2020

Simp

Anthony Williams is a simp

Anthony Williams simps over tilly

by La2005 July 29, 2020

Simp surgery

This is for kreekcraft Isn't it

Kreek you need simp surgery.

by anonymous July 11, 2021

International Simp for Gravy Day

On March 12, the world gathers together to worship and praise, and most simply simp, for the one and only Gravy. Gravy is a world influencer and today is the day he’ll be praised.

International Simp for Gravy Day is a ‘must do’ and boosts Gravy’s ego. Please celebrate it.

by Jesus-San March 12, 2021