Ryan Baker Country Blumpkin

getting a blow job while your standing in the goat position while taking a crap.

"Man if I was Cleveland Brown I'd make my hookers give Ryan Baker Country Blumpkins all the time.

Ryan Baker Country Blumpkin by Ryan Baker November 10, 2008

Ryan Ellis 

The act of hooking up with a random slut or sloots after a night of debauchery with your boys/crew.

Last night I totally pulled a Ryan Ellis with that whore from the bar.

Tonight, were all going to ride out in Ryan Ellis style

That chick last night totally got Ryan Ellis'd

She garbled his marbles like she was the Ryan Ellis queen

Ryan Ellis by Mr... Steal Your Girl December 10, 2010

Ryan Leaf Paper 

1. A brand of toilet paper that sucks ass.

"Aw man, they're all out of Cottonelle"

"Dude, just get the Ryan Leaf Paper."

"But that stuff gives me chlamydia"

"At least it's good for 14 wipes and 36 picks- Just like Ryan Leaf!"

Ryan Leaf Paper by RyanLeaf4-6 May 5, 2009

Ryan Gosling 

Gosling is a Canadian actor that has appeared in various TV shows and movies. When he was young, he appeared on Disney Channel with Christina Aguilera and several others. "The Notebook" was his breakout role and introduced him to the public. In that movie, he was a soldier who fell in love with a woman. Crazy, Stupid Love is another film he did featuring the prince of NBC comedy- Steve Carell. Gosling got a Golden Globe nomination for his role. It had a 78% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Many girls think that Gosling is hot. They will often go on sites like tumblr, facebook and urban dictionary and post their opinions about it- true fact. Yet these postings can get annoying since their posts read like a romance novel chapter. I do not care how Ryan Gosling looks like. Currently, he is in a relationship with Eva Mendes and they have a baby together.

This is a neutral definition of Ryan Gosling. Urban dictionary is a place to define a person, not gush over their features. If you think he's hot, then write a fanfic about him. Do not post your hot definition on urban dictionary since straight guys do not care and will downvote your definition.

Ryan Gosling by Fabulous Max April 7, 2015

Ryan Dunn 

friend of bam Margera. on bam's show viva la bam. was also on jackass and other movies. what bam is in, ryann dunn is in. one time on jackass he shoved a toy car up his ass and had it x-rayed!

Ryan Dunn: after many failed intro attempts, sigh Goddamn, this is the BMX tug-of-war.

Ryan Dunn by loonyangel July 20, 2008

ryan renolds 

The hottest man ever found in the observable universe, an actor who plays a peak character, ryan renolds is literally hot giga chad.

p1"dude have you seen ryan renolds? hes sooo hot", p2:"bro were men", p1:"who cares id still smash", p2:"W"

ryan renolds by i sharted😭 March 3, 2022

Ryan Bowen 

Former Denver Nuggets star. Brings it every game.

Michael Jordan: Holy shit, what was that blur of amazingness that blew by me?
Passerby: Oh. That's Ryan Bowen.

Ryan Bowen by Stan Greer September 8, 2006