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Pool noodle

A pool noodle is a white man who likes hanging around Asian girls by the swimming pool
Omg!Look at Declan over there living life! He invited his Asian fashion class students over for a pool party and bbq. He only dates a certain type of girl now! What a pool noodle!
by Bowslosski December 27, 2023
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nazi noodles

Nazi Noodles.

Based on Nazi cold cook methamphetamine from World War Two

When you take cup o noodles and a can of cold soup and combine them into a hotel room coffee maker to heat them up.

This is your dinner
Town was so small by the time I got off work and got a room for the night everything was closed. Had to make me some Nazi Noodles and go to bed
by Fornicater January 7, 2024
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Juan noodle

A sexual position where the woman is on top backwards, and the male slides down a set of stairs. This allows his body to wiggle/flap like a noodle while the woman is riding in a basic reverse cowgirl.
Melinda told me we can do the Juan Noodle tonight! I hope I don’t get too many bruises on my back.
by Domgirl24 January 29, 2024
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Donkey Noodle

When you put a dick into a pool noodle and create a vacuum on the other side.
Yo, I totally donkey noodle'd myself. it totally works.
by chuckenUwU January 29, 2024
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Donkey Noodle

When somebody takes a pool noodle and inserts their human noodle into it and attempts to suck it from the other side of the pool noodle.
Johnny was donkey noodle-ing the other day.
by chuckenUwU February 2, 2024
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Juan noodle

The Juan Noodle is a sexual position where the man and woman make eye to eye contact laying side to side, front of the body towards each other. The man inserts himself in the woman, with her putting one leg above his, interlocked like two noodles on a fork being slurped into the mouth of a Mexican cowboy.
We tried the Juan Noodle position, it was hot since we made eye contact while fucking in bed.
by hironakamura_ November 12, 2023
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Whimper Noodle

A humanoid of diminished constitution which revels in its own lamentations of victimhood, devoid of any principles or moral compass.
I'd feel bad for them if they weren't such a goddamn whimper noodle!
by rivaledbynone November 14, 2023
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