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Josh Dylan 

The cutest, hottest fuckin actor ever. Has a 11/10 accent, very sexy. I’m usually not one for blondes, but I’d risk it all for him. I literally want him to run me over with a semi truck, shoot me in the head, put my remains in a blender, and press pulse. Literally everything about him is perfect. His abs, his veins, his hair, his voice. Jesus Christ I want him to fuck me.
Person 1: Have you seen Josh Dylan in that movie?
Person 2: Fuck yeah I did!
Josh Dylan by croup coughdashian February 26, 2019
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josh walker 

josh walker is a big pedo and shags any bird with a pulse, he stinks really bad. he only showers one a month and never brushes his teeth. he has a big obsession about a girl called kelci and gemma, he had a 3 some with them but they ended up patching him because of the smell of his fishy bum
josh walker by nico tole March 14, 2019
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josh’s crush 

A forbidden name that shall never be uttered and never told to anyone, most especially kolbe
Kolbe: hey, who is josh’s crush

Josh: nice try nerd
josh’s crush by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019
A loving man who is very patient wonderful and thoughtful. Joshua is sweet, kind, wonderful, smart, amazing, handsome and very very patient. He loves his friends and his family deeply and he cares about anyone. He is very forgiving and amazing. He has wonderful hair chubby cheeks that make his smile wonderful and a beautiful smile. He has amazing eyes that you will fall deep into. He is a great friend and a wonderful boyfriend who always makes time for you and spoils you even though you tell him you don't need it. Joshua is a wonderful person and you will never ever want to lose him.
Joshua is a great person and a great friend.
Josh M. is amazing.
Josh M by a_raz July 19, 2019

Josh McCarthy 

Big dick energy.....except he actually has a big dick. A rare and complicated animal however after some intensive training moderately tolerable. Often has outbursts of energy including rage, weirdness and laughter often dominates females via tickling, extremely knowledgeable howeverr often fails to put his knowledge to use. Recently obtained a cleaning fairy as his habitat can become disgraceful. But besides all that his humour and ability to make people smile makes him the most amazimg specimen to ever exist and anyone lucky enough to know him should treat him the best they can. His heart is to big for the world.
Josh Mccarthy is a one of a kind bad bitch.
Josh McCarthy by Bogey April 11, 2020

Josh Garrido 

He the most handsome person you will ever meet, would fuck him myself if I could. He is AMAZING full stop. Not much else to say.

(Also packing 9 inches)
Girl (to friend)"there's Josh Garrido, oofffff, he turns my pussy into a waterfall"
Josh Garrido by joshgarrido April 13, 2020

Josh Mauney 

Wants to be in charge of everyone even though he’s in charge of nothing.
Josh Mauney by Clarence10129 May 12, 2020