James Earl Cash 

An awesome song by thrash band Flashheads.

Human 1: (Playing air guitar.)
Human 2: What the hell are you doing?
Human 1: Playing the sick guitar solo from James Earl Cash.
Human 2: JAMES EARL CASH JAMES EARL CASH JAMES EARL CASH IS A FUCKIN' WRECK! (Mimes playing a drum solo)

James Earl Cash by Aaron Georke August 12, 2007

James Dewees

1. Leader of the band Reggie & The Full Effect, keyboard player of The Get Up Kids, drummer of Coalesce, along with various other projects.
2. The coolest man on the planet.

"I went to see Reggie because James Dewees is the fucking man."

James Dewees by Kenny August 8, 2004

James Donovan 

When tit fucking a girl, put you balls on her eyes while sitting indian style on her face with you cock in her mouth. Sit down as hard as you can. This is in,important because you will then smoosh her eyes into her face causing her to go blind. Scream "JAMES DONOVAN!!" and cum into her mouth

Repeat if necessary.

I gave Ms. Rud a James Donovan so now she's blind.

James Donovan by Jared Goyke June 2, 2008

james-cameroned 

to make a vast majority of people believe that you are far more creative than you are in reality; to trick people into thinking that your "art" is just that, a work of art and not some piece of shit with no substance.

"wow man, i really james-cameroned it on that last project we had. for some reason the teacher found my poem about horse shit totally deep and beautiful."

james-cameroned by p.s. kelly January 21, 2010

James Maynard Keenan

Quite literally a genius.
He is the lead singer of Tool. Keenan is ranked with Marilyn Manson in terms of musical talent, ability to write and perform music successfully, and to the untrained eye and ear, creepiness. If anyone needs any proof that James Maynard Keenan is a genius, simply listen to these songs:

Wings For Marie
10,000 Days (Wings pt 2)
Aenima
Eulogy
Schism
The Pot
Vicarious

But most importantly:
Lateralus

Lateralus was written in an unusual way. It was written so that the lyrics begin at 1 minute 38 seconds. This is equal to what is known as the Golden Ratio, which is 1.618. It is the most pleasing number to the human eye and has been seen in nature. The lyrics follow the Fibbonacci Sequence, which has also been seen in nature, although it is not certain why.

James Maynard Keenan is a genius

James Maynard Keenan by Cartmaniac August 6, 2009

James Bond

A karate chop, usually to the back of the head.

I wanted to get into the show so I james bonded the bouncer.

James Bond by Jonrad December 28, 2005

James Skinner 

a tall lanky magpie with a fetish for tongues and various species of bird, he often hides out in cupboards and ponders how to kill people. He will often go to local schools to bully and molest pupils.

James Skinner flew to school from his cupboard thinking of molesting peoples tongues

James Skinner by batduck October 20, 2008