Sperm of the Holy Spirit

This can also be referred to as SOHS.

This is sometimes used to explain Mary's "virginity".

Jesus was born through the help of the sperm of the Holy Spirit.

by KahFeccino September 5, 2016

The Holy Grail

A very threatening cup holding a can of 'peer' held by very buzzing people spilt in to a chavs hat.

'hahahahhahahahaha remember on new years when we spilt the holy grail in to - insert secret identity here - 's hat.'
'OMG was he okay with that!?!?'
'huh?'
'well.. chavs are very protective of their hats... wow he really must have wanted to shag one of you..'

by anemiaaimena March 27, 2010

the holy jesus

for people into shit fetishes this ones for you after a long period of anal fucking a bird that had a bad case of the shits you stand and stretch like jesus on the cross then the girl still in the doggy position sprays you from head to foot in shit causing the holy jesus effect its a mix of holy shit and jesus

oh mighty god i pray to thee that you give this woman thy power to spray thee in feocal matter from thy head to thy foot therefore giving me thy power of the holy jesus

by anal*smear August 21, 2008

the holy god bung

a fictional god made up by a bunch of angells

josh- the holy god bung ..

by yaehe1234567890---w October 23, 2011

French Holy Trinity

3 way anal

French Holy trinity onions peppers celery

by thacheff March 15, 2015

The Holy Child

A guy with an unusually large amount of female friends some of which act in a sexual manner towards him. Most of the females that know him claim that he has a relaxing personality such as helping with depression and anxiety.

“Yo have you heard that John knows the entire cheerleading team”
“The whole teem?”
“Yah man the whole teem and guess what, I saw him and the entire team leave after a game with beach clothes in their bags”
“...he is The Holy Child bro”

by Nnoble1000 October 11, 2017

The holy child

A person who is referred as the most “innocent” person within a friend group(not thinking sexual thoughts). Thay can sometimes have unholy thoughts but that doesn’t brake the holy mindset.

“Bro did you know that James is with that jasmine girl”

“And?”

“She is uber sexual bro”

“He is the holy child though, she won’t be able to brake him easy “

by Nnoble1000 October 18, 2017