When one folds their testicles into a woman's vagina, often while saying, "I'm sorry, baby, I ruined everything, baby". Credit to Henry Zebrowski of The Last Podcast on the Left
Oh man, I had such bad whiskey dick last night that I ended up putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool.
by Ballsakless February 12, 2023
Get the Putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie poolmug. by 1blockstarjayy November 1, 2019
Get the Take Her Home And Beat The Box Upmug. Rosy Palm aka Madame Thumb and her 4 slutty daughters aka your whacking hand. Self-gratification. Masturbation. See wanking.
by ridiculously anonymous January 12, 2011
Get the Old Lady Thumb and her Four Daughtersmug. A look someone gets when you say or do something unexpected, such as actually shooting someone's dog or, more commonly, when someone you are speaking to is culture shocked.
I asked the waitress behind the counter for some Chinese mustard, and she looked at me like I just shot her dog.
by SleeplessInSeattle October 22, 2013
Get the like i just shot her dogmug. by wiz77 November 2, 2010
Get the They say she sips her earl greymug. Having sex, fucking or rough sex with a female, generally used when telling another guy you had sexual intercourse with a girl.
Troy: yo seth do you know that hot girl Ashley Seth: man Id beat the brakes off her!!!
Troy: damn bro you gonna fuck her? Whatta guy
Troy: damn bro you gonna fuck her? Whatta guy
by 69aroe June 17, 2020
Get the Beat the brakes off hermug. A time where Oprah Winfrey comes up to you, not to give your a car or a school county, but to lick her vagina.
Bill: Look, its Oprah!!! Can I get a car?
Oprah: No, but you can lick my va-jay-jay
Bill: *Calls Tom* DUDE oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay!!
Tom: Aweshum
Oprah: No, but you can lick my va-jay-jay
Bill: *Calls Tom* DUDE oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay!!
Tom: Aweshum
by Crzycoco February 1, 2010
Get the oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjaymug.