Dick Thunder 

The sound of dicks thumping against each other. It’s considered an unfortunate occurrence if between two straight men during a three way.

Kyle-“Bro heard you and Chad ran a train on Kayla!?”
Josh-“Yea but we were trying to DP and we accidentally made dick thunder.”
Kyle-“Hahahaha it’s only gay if your dicks touch.

Dick Thunder by Sun Wai September 22, 2019

Dick guillotine 

Vagina so tight it cuts off your penis when it gets tighter.

I can't have sex for weeks now, my sister has a dick guillotine.

Dick guillotine by LilGanja1337 March 4, 2021

Dick Cheney 

verb; to pepper a fellow human in the face with birdshot.

man #1: You dirty bastard, I'm gonna go Dick Cheney on your ass!

man #2: No, that'll hurt like hell. I'm sorry!

Dick Cheney by cheneyshotaguy April 9, 2006

dick-uppercut 

When you use your well-trained pubococcygeus muscle (the make-your-cock-jump muscle) to give your beloved one an uppercut. Doesn't really enhance sexual gratification, but if you accomplish this feat, you can officially call yourself Iron Crotch.

- I gave her a dick-uppercut and knocked her out cold. She was so amazed when she woke up that she married me and we were happy ever after.

dick-uppercut by relevant man April 8, 2008

dick quesadilla 

placing a man's penis in a tortilla wrap, filled with desired vegetables or meat, then topped off with mild cheddar cheese. the quesadilla is then covered with a condom, to keep the ingredients together, and placed in a vagina (or anus) to melt the cheese. the male will then ejaculate in the quesadilla only to have the female ingest the end result.

Jeremiah: "My dick was so greasy after Elora ate her dick quesadilla."

Apollo: "You should try masturbating with sandpaper, it will adsorb the grease."

dick quesadilla by tjsballs April 29, 2010

Dick Monkey 

One who swings from dick to dick, as a monkey on a tree would do.

Brandon: Do you hear about Cody?

Sam: What about him?

Brandon: He broke up with Tom to go out with Jim

Sam: He is such a dick monkey!

Dick Monkey by theironavenger September 19, 2009

dick throat

when a person's throat hurts specifically from giving fellatio.

Samantha couldn't come to work today, she was sucking cock all night and has a serious case of dick throat this morning.

dick throat by mastafinch87 January 11, 2011