ball wash

when you take such a massive shit it splashes in the water so hard it gets piss water all over your nuts.

"that shit was so huge i got a free ball wash"

by jr December 11, 2004

Ball Pit

A prefered hiding place for petifiles at Chucky Cheese.

Let's go grab some fun in the ball pit!

by Kayleen August 16, 2006

Cheese Balls

when your nuts get really sweaty and/or stinky you have cheese balls.

"hey dude whats that smell"
"oh i havent taken a shower today so its just my cheese balls"

by gobeavs75 November 25, 2009

tripping balls

A state of mind where one accepts that reality is no longer present, thoughts no longer make sense and that for the next couple of hours many absurd occurences will take place. It is achieved when the individual surrenders to the madness generated by their brain to the extent where they are almost revelling in it, despite how utterly ridiculous things have become.

The state is brought on by consuming drugs with visually brain-mangling psychedelic effects.

If said with a smile, one can assume the user is in a state of blissful confusion and wonder - but if said with a look of fear, one can assume the user is terrified and extremely paranoid.

<Steve> Dave, you alright?
* Dave is looking around at things with a look of extreme interest and happiness on his face.
<Pete> I'm tripping balls mate!

<Steve> How about you Pete?
* Pete is shuddering, wide-eyed, and looking incredibly sketched out.
<Pete> I'm tripping balls mate...

by Strachanman January 17, 2010

shy ball

The left ball hangs lower than the right, so therefore the right ball tends to hide in an upward direction. making it a shy ball.

'I enjoy fingering my arsehole whilst tickling my shy ball.'

by Daniel and Gary October 4, 2006

Balls McGee

imaginary person that sounds dirty. Meant to be used to scare people out of conversations they weren't invited to.

*Tim walks up* "And then Balls McGee jumped out and grabbed me..."

by Galen! May 27, 2009

dookie balls

The little pebbly balls of feces that you expel from your anus. Usually used out of frustration instead of profanity.

"Oh no, I'm late for work ! Dookie balls" !!!

by PlAj $nip October 10, 2007