kick the spoon

The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.

Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.

by nishinoyawarrior May 10, 2021

kicked up

to be on a high / feel high

"i got so kicked up"

by cornpottage? August 14, 2022

Kick

Cool, sick, slick, or narly

Wow that switch was kick.

by Brian deer July 1, 2023

Fly Kick

Something wolfy playz would like to do to your grandma if you piss him off.

"That won't save your sweet little grandma when I fast-fall, 360, 420, Double-Y Fly Kick her off a bridge on her fucking nose"

-Wolfy Playz

by Ultimate G A Y February 10, 2022

Microwave Kick

When you fit a microwave in your ass and someone it ir to help you get it further in

Holy shit owen just microwave kicked dane and its like all the way in!!

by danesafucknigga June 17, 2025

kick the keg

Umm stop, you take your foot… put a sock on, add some flip flops, next buy a keg, and kick it.

Kendra- “what do you wanna do today”

Jocelyn- “kick the keg”

by Tommyj123456 August 21, 2022

Kick-worthy

A person in need of a boot in the derriere.

That guy is kick-worthy and in need of a box of crying towels.

by Ki ho alu August 30, 2018