Whackin to

To take a whack at something,

I'm whackin to cod tonight.

Whackin to by whackon July 20, 2011

Whackin the Mule 

Beatin your man-meat like it owes you money. Spankin the Wank. Chokin the Chicken. Flogging Your Log. etc.

I'm just sitting here whackin the mule like it owes me money...whatabout you?

Whackin the Mule by LustyLes March 27, 2013

whacking the bush

To be masturating with a hairy vagina.

Amy was whacking the bush

whacking the bush by Badwolf123 September 11, 2013

whackabate 

To continuously whack ones penis until ejactulation. This involves no other action than simply whacking the penis continuously

Bob- Dude Steve can whackabate in under 5 minutes! He's got serious issues!
Joe- I know man he's mental!

whackabate by FatPandasUnited December 10, 2014

whacko basket 

Mental institution

Bob's wife had a nervous breakdown and he had to put her in the whacko basket.

whacko basket by thespacepope January 20, 2015

Whackadaisical 

The lack of being whack
Considered a compliment
Being the opposite of whack

This guy is so Whackadaisical at parties
How whackadaisical of her

Whackadaisical by KIddJOKER March 30, 2015

Whacky Spiderman 

Tying a noose around your neck whilst jerking off. Usually improves the quality of the meat beating process. You need to go fast or else you might suffocate and die. Most recognizably known in the move Worlds Greatest Dad with Robin Williams.

Guy 1: did you hear that Bobby died yesterday?
Guy 2: omg no what happened?!
Guy 1: he was trying to do a whacky spiderman but was too long and he died.

Whacky Spiderman by HandHelper January 7, 2016