Chocolate Sausage

When you're taking a shit, and the shit splashes back up covering your dick in shit.

Buddy: Yo man, ever had a Chocolate Sausage?
You: Yeah man, bad night of taco bell and hot wings and my shit bounced out of the toilet and on my dick.

Chocolate Sausage by YoBoyRuss January 9, 2021

Bastard sausage 

A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are

Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage

Bastard sausage by donkeyandshrek January 14, 2021

Provolone sausage

A provolone sausage is when your boyfriend/husband/male partner is eating a steak and cheese and the cheese from the sandwich turns you on so much that you then proceed to give a blow job watching the cheese stretch from his mouth to the sandwich. Then when he comes in your mouth you spit it on the other half of the sandwich and watch as he eats your master piece you’ve created

Yoooo I gave my man the provolone sausage last night and he was in AWE...

Provolone sausage by Captain mermaid man February 27, 2021

Chicago sausage shuffle 

When you jerk off 2 people while also taking it in every hole including eye and ear hole

Jack wanted to do a Chicago sausage shuffle but I said no

Chicago sausage shuffle by Ecrotex March 14, 2021

Air Sausage 

A fart that smells like cured meat

Mmmmm, I smell sausage. Don't know what you're used to where you come from but I think that's an air sausage.

Air Sausage by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

yes sausage 

A sausage is and ultimate furniture installer who is a toothless meth addict with squinty eyes and a receding hair line

Yes sausage, how you doin

yes sausage by Sausnegg May 20, 2021

Vegan sausage rolls

A food that will make you high. Often served in dodgy high schools no one knows what’s actually in them.

Aiza was high so she said “VeGAn sAuSaGe rOlLs”

Vegan sausage rolls by CloudyWeebConfetti July 8, 2021