putting on the lipstick

The special occasion when one menstruating beaver eater scissors with a non-menstruating kitty puncher leaving a nice red gloss on her meat curtains.

Desiree: I'm home early!
Brittany: Already?
Desiree: I'm horny as fuck, and flowing heavy! You feel like putting on the lipstick?
Brittany: Oh my god! I love feeling your crimson hot sauce on my rat bologna!
Desiree: I've got the shoehorn in case of hydro-lock!

putting on the lipstick by Horst Nordfunk May 4, 2016

putting sticks in someone's wheels 

(Mettre des bâtons dans les roues de quelqu'un in French): preventing someone, from achieving their social or educational potential, or hindering their plans all together

The current American public education is meaningless; it's putting sticks in someone's wheels. And guess whose ox is being gored? The American students'.

putting sticks in someone's wheels by Uncle Dimma March 25, 2017

putin walk 

A low resolution and horizontally stretched video of Russia's president, Vladimir Putin, walking. This footage is accompanied by a clip from Piano Fantasia's song - Song for Denise.

Guy 1: I have an epic penis 😎 and boner

Guy 2: putin walk

putin walk by 69 batman July 1, 2020

Puturoasa de la Mogoșoaia 

A slang for weed with a strong smell(stinky) that comes(or not) from Mogoșoaia,Romania
Its literally translated as "The stinky from Mogoșoaia" and i could be associated with a type of cheese also called Puturoasa.

Bai frate,hai sa iesim la o puturoasa de la Mogoșoaia.
(Bro let's go out and enjoy some puturoasa de la Mogoșoaia)
Coaie mi ai adus puturoasa?
(Balls did you bring my puturoasa)

Puturoasa de la Mogoșoaia by RigaCrypto December 16, 2021

Mini-Putt 

When you fuck a midget (who is missing an eye) in their eye socket.

"Remember that midget with the eye-patch? I gave her a good 'ol Mini-Putt."

Mini-Putt by Kasen August 1, 2007

Maid putte 

A sexy ugandan chad

Person 1 : Hey! look at thatmuscles

Person 2 : damn, Maid putte!

Maid putte by velthebird March 18, 2021

Puta

Puta is often misunderstood as a curse word in Spanish and Filipino. This is not the case. Puta is used as an affectionate way of greeting someone or labeling one as "family" ( a friend you consider as family) or a friend you care for immensely.

Tom: "Dude, who was that guy you were with yesterday?"
Phil: " Jason? Nah, man. He's my puta, ya know?"

Puta by winchester'slonglostsister February 10, 2015