When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'
by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022

What the bottom of your feet look like when you have been walking barefoot all day. Reference to the pirate feet in the Disney ride the Pirates of Caribbean.
by Fancyface973 May 24, 2025

One of the most badass people in the world, they sail seas, drink ale and rum, and their worst enemy is the ninjas.
Beware of them, they quite often get what they want, and almost never fail.
Beware of them, they quite often get what they want, and almost never fail.
by Vulpis Malos September 15, 2016

the pirates are here!
by caroline hogan December 7, 2013

An assassin in the order of "the Cuts", run by the First Cut. Nipple Pirates, or the less vulgar term, Chest Pirate, is used to describe a person who kills a person and then takes their nipples to put in his chest.
Example 1: Brett was totally being a Nipple Pirate today, he cut off these guys nipples and put it on his butt.
by Galevekon November 17, 2013

Did you hear Billie's single, What Was I Made For?
Yeah. I sobbed for hours.
billie eilish pirate baird o'connell is the best girl to ever exist.
Yeah. I sobbed for hours.
billie eilish pirate baird o'connell is the best girl to ever exist.
by vi's hexstrap November 9, 2023

All of the other definitions are grossly inaccurate for Dirty Pirate Hooker, this is the one true definition. A Dirty Pirate Hooker is a prostitute, escort, or some other woman who accepts cash, gifts, or other valuables in exchange for whoring her body out; what separates a Dirty Pirate Hooker from a regular prositute however is the fact that she has significantly more paid for sex with clientele who are significantly bigger sleezy perverts (making the Dirty Pirate Hooker Dirty); finally their are distinguishing marks such as stab wounds, bite marks, perhaps missing appendages, an eye-patch, etc. which makes said Dirty Pirate Hooker somewhat resemble a pirate of folklore.
Her name was Cinammon, she came to our hotel room in Vegas to entertain us, the apprehension she had of us, the stab wounds, and skankiness told us that she wasn't only a stripper, she was indeed a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
by Alias_Invader October 8, 2014
