Piss in my mouth

You should ask your friends to do this.
One of two things will happen.
They will either be uncomfortable or they will start pulling their pants down.
If they do indeed start stripping. RUN.

"MOM HELP MY FRIEND JUST TOOK A PISS IN MY MOUTH.

by DickInMyAssholeDaddy December 17, 2021

Lettuce Mouth Jimmy

If you're actually seeing this, it means I succeeded in life. I will now go submit myself to the anti-Christ, as I have reached my end life goal. Thank you.

"Yo dude! You look like a soggy sock!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"

by JenniferJiz February 11, 2019

Unsolicited peepee in mouth

When someone puts their peepee in yourmouth without permission. After they do that you should definitely break up with them but some dumb people don’t do it.

He put an unsolicited peepee in mouth and that’s not ok

by Tablecloth January 2, 2020

Carolina slap mouth

When you and a friend are alone and slap each other with your dick until one gets hard

Jimmy let’s play Carolina slap mouth to see who goes first

by Niggar 34 February 25, 2019

fat ass mouth

You, a bitch ass recruit, has made the mistake of whispering to a drill instructor instead of ripping your throat apart trying to scream

*insert command* “aye aye sir” ok open your fat ass mouth “AYE AYE SIR”

by A-way J August 16, 2022

Texas River Mouth

A fictional disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020

red mouth trout

vagina pussy genitals slang

You should've seen the red mouth trout on that girl, had me scared go diving!

by BeatinCheeks April 12, 2019