john britt

The last zombie on Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies. At the end of each level there is a slow zombies that you do not kill, you have your teammate babysit him while you go to the magic box and get a new gun. This zombie that you babysit is john britt.

Player 1: there is only one zombie left on this round, dont kill him.

Player 2: oh yeah its john britt.

Player 1: babysit johnbritt and left him follow you around while i go get another gun from the magic box.

Player 2: okay after you get a gun, you have to babysit, then waste his ass.

by DJmooncrick3t October 8, 2010

The papa John

When your fucking a girl from behind and your about to come and you grab her by the neck and whisper in her ear “one click of the mouse papas in the house”and you both instantly cum.

Oh,oh! One click of the mouse papas in the house ahhhh!!! Oh yes I love the papa john.

by Sodiepops February 21, 2018

John Stroud

When you have a poo in the toilet that requires multiple flushes

I'll see you in 10 minutes - I'm going for a John Stroud.

Don't go in number 2 - someone has done a massive John Stroud

I'm off for a nice relaxing John Stroud

by StanVanDamn January 6, 2018

mexi john

this word simply means a mexin person named john these people walk very awkwardly and grow massive amounts of hair on there necks

" yesterday at lunch i approached a mexi john and he was so ugly that i soon slapped him in the face."

by nickcory June 4, 2009

John Jr

A man who’s penis has a 90 degree turn on it

My Girlfriend broke up with me because my John Jr didn’t satisfy

by Alex J Mayne September 27, 2018

Mark Johns

Mark Johns is 31 years old he is still single. He loves to communicate with others.

He chooses not to get married, get any woman pregnant and he says "no" to sex too.

Mark Johns is a phantomtastic person.

by Markallenjohns31 June 20, 2021

Elton John

Our Lord and saviour

“Dear Elton John, I love you so much, amen”

by MTVDude May 3, 2021