i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

by discombobulator! November 21, 2010

phail-hat

Someone who attempts to/is an ass-hat but is so obvious you know it's coming.

Omg, here comes that drunken idiot who likes to rant. Let's bail before that phail-hat comes over here.

by RandomLink February 1, 2010

veil hat

usually a cheetah speckled hat. it has a little veil on the front.

courtney: what the heck is on your head?

emily: its a veil hat. it has a little veil on the front.

by mesh. August 25, 2009

Go to the hat parlor

Going to the store to buy condoms

After last week i need to go to the hat parlor

by con4man October 22, 2009

Hat flipping

Act of flipping an act on your hand to look cool. Act of being a douche or coche.

Brian has been hat flipping all night. He thinks he looks cool. Man hes a douche.

by Hatflipforlife November 1, 2009

bee hat

A condom for men with small penises.

The Trojans kept falling off; so to stop impregnating his cousins, Leroy stopped by the store and picked up a value pack of bee hats.

by chaotoroboto November 12, 2009

Tomato Hat

Shitting blood on the top of someone's head after vigorously anally masturbating with a broken broom handle.

Sally: Oh my boyfriend gave me such a steamy tomato hat last night

by drtickles April 21, 2011